Step 1: You write the best goddamn play
Step 2: You send it to the BBC
Step 3: You win the Contest
Step 4: In an interview to the New Yorker, you say, "I would like to thank my mother, God and my trusted laptop. But mainly, I want to thank Blogolepsy. I thank them with all my heart."
Step 5: You send us half the prize money.